Exercise

It’s a word that conjures up images of torture, sweat, and boredom. And it’s more complicated than ever now. Apparently exercises now have levels, breaks, rest days, and sets. Almost sounds like a bad video game.

I have a better idea for all those exercise fanatics out there— go to the nearest ghetto, shout a racial slur as loud as you possibly can, and run as fast as your lard legs will take you. While being shot at by dozens of angry ghetto people, weight loss will quickly disappear as a concern. Luckily for me, I never have to deal with it, because I can eat fast food all I want and still stay in my weight.

Posted in General, Rant
  • Marcel Krasner

    Exercise is essential for anyone even if they appear to be fine without it. It will catch up dude, but most importantly, good food makes the body feel good. Mc Donalds and other fast food tastes good but those cows are sick and not cared for well and even worse for the chickens. I personally wouldn’t risk eating something that was sick because it wouldn’t make sense to put it into my body and definitely wouldn’t make me feel good. It’s not about how much you weigh. Being unhealthy doesn’t just mean being fat or obese. If you try to incorporate more fruits and vegetables in your diet you will definitely feel better. It’s your life lol, do what you want. I agree that one of the best ways to lose weight is running from those people lol.

  • http://dzine-studios.com Dan

    But fast food makes me feel even better than home-made or “good food.” And I honestly don’t give a fuck how the animals are treated, they all taste great after being fried anyways. Plus I feel great every day, no matter how I eat :D